• Presidential Shåkas •

We the People of the YEWnited States of Stoke, in order to score a more perfect tube-ride, establish boardshorts, insure uncrowded line-ups, provide for the uncommon surf spot, promote the general wave-sliding, and secure the blessings of righteousness to ourselves and our bros, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the YEWnited States of Stoke.

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